February 2011
so today i was driving home from class
and i saw a sign
it said: “road work ahead”
and i was all
and then the next sign said:
“one lane road”
and i was all
so im diving along all mad and shit, and i see a sign that says
“end work zone”
so i was all yay they just forgot to take down the signs..
so im driving along singing to some Cudi… and...
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January 2011
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cupkacie:
cqua:
bite-me-alien-boi:
dickondick:
DO THE CREEP
omfg DOING THIS
could not even handle myself last night with this.
omfg this. john waters, nicki minaj, lonely island…can’t deal. hilarity.
this is definitely my new favorite digital short
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i just really don’t understand why the ice skating national championships are here in greensboro… like, this is greensboro… we don’t even have a hockey team.
no hate, just pure confusion.
Kiss me and you’ll know how important I am.
– Sylvia Plath (via future-me)
That moment when you drop your iPod and your...
when I start singing a song and people join in.
alybeck:
Did I invite you?
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Mark Zuckerberg might be on SNL tomorrow night... →
robin-sparkles:
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has shown interest in appearing on SNL tomorrow night, according to Page Six this morning.
Mainly because the doppelgänging, slightly-more-handsome Jesse Eisenberg (who played Zuckerberg in the The Social Network) is a guest host.
Zuck, who apparently wasn’t thrilled by his portrayal in the movie, reportedly wants to demonstrate that he has a...
ALMOST FAMOUS, directed by Cameron Crowe (2000)
anon’s request
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honestly
i think the whole terror alert thing is just ridiculous in the first place, it has been at high since it was made and if it went any lower whoever wanted to terrorize us, (which is everyone) would find it a good time to do their damage.
why even bother making a new one? it literally means nothing.
vaginablood asked: kjadhbkjf does my blog bother you
sorry omg lol
sorry omg lol
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Link to Skins season 5 ep 1?
pleasepleaseplease and thanks
The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on...
– Article 11, Treaty of Tripoli, unanimously approved by the US Senate and signed by President John Adams on June 7,1797.
…but don’t let the facts get in the way.
(via leftish)
What? Facts? What are those?
(via mohandasgandhi)
Favorite. Quote. Ever. Everyone needs this in their brains.
(via...
gublerland666:
i will leave you with this.