January 2010
December 2009
allll i wanted, was to tell work i couldn't come...
Jacob: Thank you for calling Palladium Stadium 14, this is Jacob, how can I help you?
Me: Hey Jacob, its Anya
Jacob: (deep voice) hey Anya, its the devil
Me: oh hey devil jacob, what managers are working tonight?
Jacob: Wanna play a gaaaame?
Me: ....
Jacob: wanna play a gameee?
Me: no, what managers are working?
Jacob: T, Hutch, and Justin
Me: okay can i talk to T?
Jacob: sure one second.
...
Hutch: (in womans voice) Thank you for holding this is T.
Me: Andrew, let me talk to T
Hutch: how'd you know it was me?
Me: just let me talk to T
Hutch: she just left, want to talk to justin?
Me: yes please.
....
Hutch: Hello this is justin
Me: ANDREW!
Hutch: okay okay hold on!
....
Justin: thank you for holding this is Justin
Me: Hey mr. hall, i'm scheduled for 12-8 tomorrow but i don't think im goign to make it in because i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday and i still really don't feel well.
Justin: okay, uhh, hold on a second..... (holding the phone away from his face) talk to her...
Alex: hey whos this?
Me: Anya, whos this?
Alex: whos that?
Me: ..... i hate everyone at the palladium right now.
Alex: WHY!?
Me: you just keep passing the phone around, who is this?
Alex: don't hate me
Me: oh, alex, what are you doing?
Alex: im in the office with hall, why do you sound so weird?
Me: i got my wisdom teeth out
Alex: oh! did it hurt? did you cry? did you drink a lot of milkshakes?
Me: it hurts now, no i didn't cry, and i haven't eaten.
Alex: WHAT? EAT!
Justin: (in the background) tell her she doesn't have to come in
Alex: Hall says you don't have to come in
Me: okay thanks.
Justin: (in the background) she can just come if she can)
Alex: you can just come if you can
Me: what?
Justin: (laughs)
Alex: idk, just don't come in, BYE.
“live by the sun, love by the moon”
Brian, Erin and I were in box, Avatar sold out, we...
Erin: Sorry, Avatar is sold out for the night.
Customer: ballsack!
Brian: wow, I'm definitely using that one.
Listen
a kiss with a fist is better than none.
“so either something paranormal threw an apple at us, or it fell out of the apple...”
– -Ghost Hunters
nothing paranormal ever happens on this show, ever.
soooo snifflyyyy.
stop!stop!stop!
Watchcaseydonahue:
Wow. They just earned a little bit of respect from me for being able to laugh at themselves.
lookmom:
holy shit Funny or Die FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um, i can’t even, what? YES.
Exploration Recommendations
hayekd:
I am going to be exploring Australia for two weeks soon. My budget is modest but my mind and body are able. What should I check out?
unfortunately i cannot tell you what to check out, but im going to be going to australia soon too! 2 weeks of volunteering and 2 weeks of adenturing :)! very exciting, tell me how awesomeeee it is :)
ITS FUCKING SNOWING!!!!!
this is a very huge deal for Greensboro North Carolina.
Watchthatisawesome:
makingofmovies:
The First Official Trailer to “IRON MAN 2” on MakingOf.com
HOLY CRAP they are making an IRON MAN 2!?!?!?
oh man. oh my. oh dear. oh fuck. ohhh shit. fuckyes iron man 2, fuck yes. <3<3<3 robert downey JR!
Ganja Babe.
“I’m thinking I should get like, a little chemistry set or something,...”
– my dad, talking about what toy he’s going to get for Toys for Tots
copycats:
All I Want Is You by Vespers ...
lolololololol
someone on CSI: she has 40$ in cash and roofies in her purse
Mom: Whats a roofie?
Dad: i have no idea.
Me: WHAT? SERIOUSLY? you don't know what a roofie is?
Mom and Dad: .......
Me: Its a date rape drug!
Dad: what, like Extasy?
“I swear I’ll never be happy again
And don’t you dare say we can...”
“everything is shit, except you.”
i started having this recurring dream again.
i had it all before classes started, and now they are ending, and im having it again.
its me, failing horribly, and forgetting about classes and such. and getting my grades and them having dropped a ridiculous amount.
do not want.