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bitch, who the fuck are you?
just because i say its gross that adam lambert grabbed some other guys balls in his performance… sweetheart, he isn’t going to turn straight and love you for this.
and never call me kiddo again you creeper.
haha, in all honestly though, this is kind of super funny, cause i have no idea who she is, and apparently she must have been searching through all the tags of adam lambert and saw that i had something negative to say. i honestly don’t really even know what happened, except that his performance was pretty racy so they wanted to kick him out of the GMAs and he played the prejudice card.
good comeback though, im going to be telling lots of people to go get retroactively aborted now.
actually i’m not that mean…
“TOP BABES:
Casey Wilson from SNL (a sense of humor is the most attractive thing in the world to me, I also like the fact that she’s not emaciated. Ive seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a revolting hollywood trend) I like real women, not the broomsticks that Hollywood has been selling lately.
Last but not least, I am wildly in love with pretty much all of the Disney princesses (that includes Jessica Rabbit). Their optimism/innocence/beautiful dresses/and old fashioned values drive me insane. Belle will always hold a soft spot for falling in love with the beast despite his horrific appearance.”Source: Mademoiselle Robot.
I love you, Gube, I love you<3
and FYI: I’ve always been a ‘Belle’, my whole life ;)
like… okay… i don’t even know what to say about this…
the only word that comes to mind is perfection.
someone find me like him, please. kthanks.
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